Squirrels! *Said in Stewies voice!*

They're fucking everywhere in this city, by god they're everywhere, you can't take one fucking step whithout them staring you down with thier large nuts and beady eyes! And they get so close to you, you know they're plotting something... talking in thir walkie tal- I mean, thier nuts... yes yes... thier nuts, boy do they love those nuts........ Shut UP!!! and why am I talking like Stewie from Family Guy?... Damn those squirrels... I shall eliminate you all! and your pidgeon friends shall share the same fate! You shall never complete your plot to take over the world! After all that's my job... NEVER!

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Random complaint of the day... week... whatever: Last night I managed to cut myself with a butterknife AGAIN! I don't understand it, how do you cut yourself with a blasted butterknife?.. I was cutting a lime you see, wich by the way are my new favorite fruit, even though they killed my taste buds- buds *chuckles*... anyway, so yes, I was cutting a lime and slipped and cut my middle finger- this never happens with regulay knives, just those damned butter knives... you wanna know what hurts more than being cut with a butterknife? Hmmmm? Do you? No? Well I'm telling you anyway! Lime on an open wound... but nothings better than an orgy in your mouth.


Oh, God,. It's like an orgy in my mouth!- Stewie